My Mother Treats Me Like a GOLDFISH...
Correct me if im wrong, goldfishes have a very short memory like 6 secs. so tats y it eats everytime u feed.
so, my mom, feeds me like every 6 secs. she thinks i cant rem that i have to eat or something. she has to repeat ever so often that that is for me to eat. am i suppose to go, " oh shit i forgot, thanks for reminding me mom, you're the best."
CMON MOM!!!!!
and she thinks camp food is bad, which is true. so she stuffs me with food every weekend so that she'll think that i'll be ok eating lousy camp food.
"keith, eat this. keith eat that. take more. and that one too. finish the chicken, finish the veggies, finish the rice. dun waste food, your camp food not nice to eat u noe."
i've got only 1 stomach not 4! im not a cow!!
oh pls... tats wat i endure every meal ok! plus i hate veggies... eww
i dunno if any of my friends in army get this. but its sure irritating as shit...
keith at 3:50 PM
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