last night @ zouk
check out the crazy crowd of zouk
it was the last mambo b4 they revamp the whole place. looking forward to see the new zouk, but gotta wait 9 months for that now.
the queue was long as shit, it even said full house outside, but thankfully i was with a friend as in the picture here :
he's a member and brought be in, if not i'll be another idiot in the queue.
but after awhile it became more packed, and more packed. crazy man... as u can see from the first pic. after that the bouncer told me no taking photos.
ok the best part of the story was, we were chilling at the stairs checking out the crowd, with that view in the first pic, and we see this hot babe on the platform (can see from the pic, as she's facing the other way). so... she had the curves, nice long curly hair, the boobs, and you'll be blown away if u saw her dance. not the anyhow shake here n there kinda thing, but dancing kinda graceful, cute and slutty kinda way. we were like, DAMN.... also, she looks european... so we thought.
we realise that there were alot of guys looking at her too, in front of her. someone then suggested to go down to the dance floor for a closer look.
next thing i knew, we were quite near that platform, with of coz, alot of guys around, facing THAT direction. and i was utterly dissapointed.
bloody shit, she was a tranny... my friends, of coz, being guys, were like kinda grossed out for awhile there, but i was cool... "watever man, she's still fucking hot! as long she doesnt talk, who cares!"
they had to agree with me... so we were there grooving and stuff... wat grossed me out serious case was wat happened next.
bumped into someone, i turned and look at that someone, he was looking at me.
bumped into someone again, i turned and look at that someone, he was looking at me.
in front of me, some guys walked up the steps, and this person starts jumping excitedly, and starts hugging a guy, like so happy to see you kinda thing. i thought, that better be a girl. after a good hug, and a lovely kiss, it was another guy. GOD DAMN...
i grabed my friends and told them, lets fucking get OUT of there.
i was the first to run.
so we talked abt it of coz, a friend tells me this guy behing me kept looking at me (rem the guy i kept bumping into?), at me, my shoulders, up and down, left and right...
damm those sissy bastards... ewww
and dont u just love to see pissed drunk ppl? thats the best of ppl watching. pissed drunk.
there was one in front of us, when we were still on the stairs, he was so hyper, dancing like nobody's business... having the time of his life. seems to be...
we couldnt stop laughing, that was great entertainment...
outside. ppl lying on the pavements, puke here and there, there was one guy, try to imagine, ass on the curb, face in those short plants with nice long green leaves, i cant see any puke, but his face could be buried in it. haha! this guy goes up to him, "hey are you ok?" no response. hahaha...
girls drunk too, that's just wicked man. falling here and there, with that orgas-face, showing their ass cracks, or g strings, or t strings, watever u call those itsy bitsy underwear, that looks great when visible.
some others were trying a different approach. *guy slaps drunk friend* "eh wake up leah, time to go home liao."
while pityful girlfriends, just stoke their drunk boyfriends....
or u can just go back to the fun, and leave them there just like the poor dude with his face in the plants. haha...
night life in singapore... its good...
keith at 7:59 PM
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