Singapore's own Wars
There are many groups of people in our little island that just cant get along, in other words 'buay gum'. Note: All this is just generic, sometimes they do get along, sometimes...
Poly Students Vs JC Students
What can I say, the infamous rivalry. Poly students thinks that the JC student are smart asses, think differently, and live in their own idealised world. Conversions between the two are often on different 'frequencies'. Poly students often refer to them as 'Air Level', 'JC Kids' or sometimes, 'JC bastards'. Poly students also think that the JC students asks too many questions, and they do not understand the 'real world' as much as they do. Poly students also dislike them because the JC students sorta rule Singapore and have better jobs just because they are 'exam smart'. And you do not often hear of a Poly Scholar. Scholars are like 99.9% JC students. The poly students think they can never be better than JC student academically, and therefore they don't even bother to try. Less a few. The poly students often have conversions on how stupid the JC sudents are other than in academic performance (I dont do this, haha).
What the JC students think about Poly students? I really do not know. (Yup, this is rather bias) Maybe they think that they are smarter, based on O level results and other academics.
JC students from the top 5 Vs The rest of the JCs
The rest do not like the top5, because they are smart asses.
The rest tend to party more.
Top5 tend to study more.
Top5 gets all the scholarships.
The Ang Moh Pia Vs The Cheenas
The Ang Moh Pias do not like the Cheenas, just because they are Cheenas and they suck.
The Cheenas do not like the Ang Moh Pias, just becayse they are Ang Moh Pias and they suck.
The Cheenas are often fluent in Mandarin and Hokkien and suck at English. And like to swear alot.
The Ang Moh Pias are fluent in English and suck at Mandarin and Hokkien. And like to swear alot.
The Ang Moh Pias think they are of an upper class because they are more 'westernised'.
The cheenas are always thinking of ways to make a quick buck, but sometimes work very hard.
Nowadays, hybrids of the two can be found, though still very rare. (Have you seen Underworld?)
People who talk with an American Accent Vs People who don't
People who do not talk with an American accent find the people who talk with an American accent irritating.
People who talk with an American Accent, minus those who are ABCs (American born chinese) are often known as 'wannabes' or 'posers'.
The Rich Kids Vs The Kids who are Not Rich
The Kids who are Not Rich do not like the rich kids for obvious reasons. Rich kids get whatever they want and the kids who are not rich have to work for it. Rich kids have their own cars, the kids who are not rich take the Mercedez Limousine (i.e. the bus).
The rich kids go to ski resorts for holidays, the kids who are not rich go to Sentosa for a Vit D treament.
The kids who are not rich want to be as rich as the rich kids.
The Eurasians Vs The Singaporeans who do not know Eurasians exists
The Eurasians hate them for being so ignorant. And Eurasians are often mistaken as malays, or in some fortunate cases, mistaken as ang mohs. Singaporeans who do not know eurasians exists knows that Singapore has four races, the Chinese, Indians, Malays and the Ang Mohs. Singaporeans who do not know Eurasians exists will ask an eurasian 'which country were you born in'. Singaporeans who do not know Eurasians exists knows that the Peranakans exist. Singaporeans who do not know Eurasians exists will tell an eurasian there is pork in his/her Mee Pok. Singaporeans who do not know Eurasians exists will ask an eurasian 'why your name so funny huh?' After explaining to a Singaporean who do not know Eurasians exists all about eurasians, he/she will ask 'so where you come from huh?'
You get the idea.
The Chinese Vs The Malays
The Chinese thinks that the Malays like to play the guitar under the block. And also like to 'relax one corner'.
The Malays thinks that the Chinese love to eat pork, every part of the pig also don't give chance.
When there is a group of Malays with one Chinese, the Malays will start to speak in Malay and the Chinese will say 'Channel 5 leah'.
When there is a group of Chinese with one Malay, the Chinese will start to speak in Mandarin and the Malay will say 'Channel 5 ah... sial la'.
Singaporeans in Durham Uni Vs Singaporeans in Newcastle Uni
Almost all Singaporeans in Durham Uni study Law. Singaporeans in Newcastle Uni do not even know there is a Law school. Singaporeans in Durham Uni speak English to each other. Singaporeans in Newcastle Uni speak Singlish to each other.
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